This was really hard to quantify. Or maybe very hard. At least somewhat hard.

I was teaching a scientist; he got this almost immediately.

Worst name for a love hotel ever?

Sometimes I teach

So I teach ESL, and today's lesson included the question, "Have you ever eaten something you didn't like?" The lady I was asking could only manage to remember one word at a time, so we started with "intestines."
"Wow," I said, "What kind?"
"Uh, fish intestines."
(I write this up on the white board and draw a little picture of fish with intestines to check that that's what she means.)
She consults a dictionary. "Anglerfish intestines?" I draw a little lure on the fish's head. She nods.
"Raw anglerfish intestines."
...
"Sushi."

Hard To Follow

The ingredients for a delicious Albanian dish, according to Google Translate:


3 vez
18 trough sheath
18 sugar
1 cups oil
1 cups qumsht
1 peciv
3 trough Cocoa
ara to grind or hazelnut
pudink to qokollates or slag ready


Ben: "Well, slag shouldn't be too hard to find."